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Well. It Finally Happened.
(Note The Holy Abilities He Has To Make Me Look Like A Confused Whale.)
Anonymous asked: maybe there should be a breakaway tumblr just for his brother? or a shrine for the 3 of them Ron Jamie and Tom.
I Fully Agree With This Sentiment.
So Much For Jamie Being Single.
(Source: everyonewashappy, via hellyeahbombaybicycleclub)
Anonymous asked: is that actually Jamie's brother!? omg omg omg he's SO HOT I WANT HIM IN MY PANTS! such a hottie. wow. so. hot. and so clever he looks like he would go on a date to the science museum or something. what do you think?!
Unfortunately I Spoke To Macchrist About This, And He Said (About Tom)
‘he has a girlfriend currently’
So Perhaps Not.
He Also Followed This Up With:
‘please don’t harass him’
….So I Think It’s Best You LEAVE IT.
Anonymous asked: where can I find out more about amber wilson?
Well, You Can Follow Her On Twitter:
https://twitter.com/#!/Amberino_wilson
And If You Wanna Listen To Her Music (WHICH YOU SHOULD) Here’s Her Myspace Page:
http://www.myspace.com/amberacoustic
……And If You Have Any Other Questions Just Ask Me,
https://twitter.com/#!/SquirrelEvictor
Because She Doesn’t Know It Yet But We Are Going To Be BEST FRIENDS FOREVER.
Anonymous asked: his brother's band are awesome!
AGREED.
Anonymous asked: omg is that really jamie's brother
Yes It Really Is.
I Know, He Must Be Adopted Or Something.
2 PEOPLE YOU SHOULD GET TO KNOW.
Dearest MacCollers,
It Has Recently Come To My Attention That I Have Never Talked About Tom MacColl, Younger Brother Of Macchrist Himself. Here He Is:
I Know What You’re Thinking.
IT’S THE SECOND COMING OF MACCHRIST.
Pretty Much. He’s In A Band Called Casablanca And They’re Magnificent:
http://soundcloud.com/casablanca
I Even Found A Family Photo.* TOTES ADORBS.
Also, As Sad As I Was To See Lucy Rose Finish Her Time Touring With Bombay, Every Cloud Has A Silver Lining. This Is The Silver Lining:
Her Name Is Amber Wilson. She Is Scottish. She Has Red Hair. She Sings Like An Angel. She Follows Everybody Back. Now, Even Though I Was Pretty Sceptical At First, I’ve Come To The Conclusion That She Is One Of The Greatest People Of All Time.
OF ALL TIME.
Now, I’ll Leave You With A Group Photo Taken At Jamie’s Last Body-Building Competition. **
*May Not Be An Actual Family Photo.
**This Photo May Not Actually Have Been Taken At One Of Jamie’s Body-Building Competitions.
PRAISE HIM FOR HE IS HEAVENLY AND PURE
Anonymous asked: Why is it that Jamie is so popular for you and why does everybody love him so much? Sorry for this really weird question xx
I Felt I Couldn’t Give A Complete Answer, So I Asked A Few Other Fans What They Thought:
Jamie Maccoll… How do I begin to explain Jamie Maccoll?
‘Jamie Maccoll is flawless.’ - Suren De Saram.
‘I hear his hair’s insured for $10,000.’ - Ed Nash.
‘I hear he does car commercials… in Japan.’ - Louis Bhose.
‘His favorite movie is Varsity Blues.’ - Lucy Rose.
‘One time he met John Stamos on a plane…
And he told her he was pretty.’ - Jack Steadman.
‘One time he punched me in the face… it was awesome.’ - Louis Bhose. Again.
I, Ciara Mary-Alice Thompson, Get To See Jamie Christ In Real Life Tonight.
I Plan On Taking A Multitude Of Pictures And Videos.
May God Have Mercy On His Soul.
Anonymous asked: Just....why?
Why Not?
Anonymous asked: I'm a bad fan, but could you explain why Jamie is Jesus? Like is there a particular reason or is it just because he is a wonderful man with wonderful hair and Jesus-like characteristics?
In All Fairness Calling Jamie Jesus Is Probably A Tad Innappropiate.
Jesus Only Had 12 Followers.
Jamie Currently Has 2,807. Awks.
But To Answer Your Question, I Would Say It’s More To Do With The Fact That Jamie Has Become A Messianic Figure For Us Maccollers, Like Roger Daltrey In ‘Tommy’. Or Jesus In The Bible.
But Yes, He Is Also A Wonderful Man With Wonderful Hair And Jesus-Like Characteristics.
P.S. Egg-cellent Question.
